Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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