Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

WNBA

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

girls basketball

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Get up Look in the mirror

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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