Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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