Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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