- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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