- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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