Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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