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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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