- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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