What do you call an amazing person Good

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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