A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

sucks Syntax...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...