Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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womans having rights.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Asian women drivers...

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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