why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

THE GAME

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An anti-joke

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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