Please don't shoot me

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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vitamin c

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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