i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do you call an arab ?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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