- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

123 f*ck off

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

whats green and lives in the water

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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