Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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don't just stand there

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poop.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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