- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Jack Stevens

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

I? Everett

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.