- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Who is John Galt?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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