- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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