Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Your mam is so fat.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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