- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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