Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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