What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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