What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Turkeys are obese

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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