Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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