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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Tilt your screen back .

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Womens rights.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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