- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

You just read this ..

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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