- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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