Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops