- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats 1+1? window!

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Guess what? You guessed it.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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