- Anti Joke

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what's white and sticky semen

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children