What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Rylan Clark

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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