a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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