- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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