Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Horse.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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