- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A chicken walks into a barn.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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