how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Guest what in the butt

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

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