What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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