- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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