women's rights.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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