whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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