- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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