- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Black people.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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