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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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