Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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