Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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