- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Y u do dis?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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