- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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