- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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