- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Two planes walk into an office building

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

sucks Syntax...

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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