Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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