what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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