A man walks into a bar

chinga tue madre Ryan

Robin, get in the batmobile

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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