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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

You should read the Terms of Service.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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