What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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