Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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