Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Robin, get in the car, please.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Roses are red.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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