how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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