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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.