why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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