In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why? Why not?

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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