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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

bite me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Please don't shoot me

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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