- Anti Joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!