Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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