- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Bark I'm a tree

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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