- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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