- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's my tractor.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

My spelling is horrible

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??