So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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