Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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