A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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