how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

bite me

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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