A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

13 =B you just learned something

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

all the kids had fun

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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