- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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