- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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